Essay - The Sloppy Extrovert the Words 'Sloppy' and 'Extrovert' Might Seem...

The Sloppy Extrovert

***** words "sloppy" and "extrovert" might seem two different things and when combined together may be construed as oxymoronic. For instance, ***** ***** well mean messy, disorderly, untidy, lacking in organization, etc. and ***** is a personal character that is outgoing. Taken together, a "sloppy introvert" gives a whole new ********** to life. Susan Britt's article Neat People vs. ***** People pits two extreme personas against each other ***** the clear winner from amongst the two is the ***** and the introvert one. But before ***** virtues of the sloppy introvert are mentioned, some mention must be made on who ***** neat ***** ***** Neat - clean, orderly, focused, without blemish - really now, but may***** being neat is a way of covering up for *****es flaws and imperfections. Coupled with introversy (Is there a word, hmm, ***** it sounds apropos!), and whoa you got somebody hiding something behind that deep, quiet exterior. Who knows somebody out of their senses maybe beneath that neat introvert? ***** ********** are boring. They are oh so regimented and structured that they fail to see sometimes what life has to offer. Especially in th***** day and age when you have to "th*****k out of the box," well ***** is alien or taboo to a neat introvert. If ***** ruin a neat introvert's ********** life, all hell will break lose and you will find yourself in ***** midst of a cre*****ture prowl*****g and growling to get order back from disorder. Neat introverts don't know the meaning of joie de vivre - the jest for life and la vida loca for them is a foreign film first shown in the Cannes Film Festival. Let's get serious; most ***** extroverts ***** so stuck up that they won't know the difference between *****t*****g "caught between a rock and a h*****rd place" - ***** may just ***** for them as another dis*****ter in ***** cloistered existence that they might end up in an asylum for something ***** can't handle.

Now comes the best part of this story - the sloppy extrovert! He or she is the life of the *****y. Sloppy extroverts ***** that joie de ***** is not only French but something to live for. Sloppiness for them ***** not re*****y sloppiness ***** rather organized chaos ***** which is truly very Zen! Just like the beginning of the universe, the sloppy extrovert's organized chaos ***** the fountain ***** all existence and as such, myriads of won*****rful things can happen. If things actually *****, ***** then the ***** extrovert is the inven*****r, the genius, the purveyor ***** new and great *****. As extroverts, they are more people-centered and in this centeredness they t***** to want to come up ***** bright ideas ***** make others happy. At times others may see the sloppy extrovert as WYSIWYG - that's "***** you ***** is what you get, Holmes!" but in spite of the external manifestation, the sloppy extrovert is a person aware of h***** or her surroundings and enable