Essay - No Specific Topic God is a Woman! Bzzzt, Bzzzt, Bzzzt...

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***** IS A WOMAN!

Bzzzt, bzzzt, bzzzt, *****! I lay in reverie thinking what the hell that was - ahhh, my alarm clock! I just needed a few minutes more in ***** warm and loving arms of Morpheus but then I remembered, this is the first day of summer training and I really need to get ***** ***** classes. I was hung over from last night's partying and drinking and did not get to bed until four in the morning. Like my buddies, we had a great time partying in town and psyching our minds for the rest of the summer training program. Lots of things to do and lots ***** newbie ***** go through the wringer; some would make it while others would simply quit because "they ***** couldn't hack it!"

*****, my name is Henri Di Furia, a second generation Italian*****Canadian. My parents were first generation ***** their ***** immigrated to Canada after World War II. I was supposed to be *****d Enrico because both my father and grandfather were Enricos but my father decided to name me Henri to ***** ***** Western feel. Of course not content with a "Henry," Papa ***** to actually use Henri, in honor of the French roots of ***** province in Canada we live in - Quebec! I was born ***** January 8, 196***** at Queen Elizabeth Hospital on University Street. I have an older and I younger sister so *****'m right smack in the middle. We initially lived in ***** Italian district or Little Italy of M*****treal th*****'s bounded by Jean Talon *****, St. Zoutique Street, St. Denis Boulevard and Clark *****. When I was 10, we moved to the Cote-des-Neiges and Van Horne area where my parents setup a sm*****ll Italian restaurant right at ***** corner beside the gasoline station ***** a block away from Kent Park.

Like anyone ***** Italian pedigree (I know the term is more appropriate for dogs but ***** just ***** to use ***** word...LOL!), I was born and ra*****ed Roman Catholic. I had my primary ***** *****ary education at public schools but managed to get a solid C*****tholic education ***** our local Catholic church. I could recite the scriptures in ***** sleep and defend ***** faith like there is no *****morrow. Like any "Italian" boy, I also did my st*****t as altar boy and my parents were so proud when ***** had the chance of doing ***** boy services at St. Joseph Or*****ory. The long and short of it, I was born ***** raised Catholic and the foundations and belief in my faith were rock solid....or so I thought!

***** believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth. I believe in Jesus Christ, His only begotten Son

" so goes the Prayer ***** ***** Faithful or the Nicene Creed. The interesting thing ***** ***** prayer is that the reason for its existence was to unify the various *****ian *****es during the time of Constantine in the 4th century. History